The mighty Goa-ould System Lord Apophis says, "Yo, bitches, my name is Apophis, and I am the Goa'ould with the gold."
It seems the old enemy of the Stargate franchise, Apophis, a Goa'ould who fancies himself as a God, commands the Tau'ri that they must SAVE STARGATE UNIVERSE!
"This is your creator. I just have this to say to Harold Camping: Verily, thou sayest buckets of crap."
Jeff Goldblum Flanderspeaking an affirmation.
Mel Gibson reveals his true feelings about Jews.
The Schtupinator takes out a new ad discounting his services as an actor before finally deciding to put things on hold. Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger feels like Mel Gibson! I still love you Arnold!
Caught on tape, Bin Laden's last words...
QM doing an impression of Barack Obama as superhero B-Rock Obeezy and his message to terrorist leaders around the world.
Since getting capped by B-Rock Obeezy, Bin Laden recorded a new answering machine message