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Bernie, tired from campaigning, stops in a bar where John Boehner is knocking back a few cold ones. They talk the race, Cruz, Clinton, Marijuana, and the difference between high and buzzed. 5 minutes of silliness from two politicians who likely would not talk to one another except in this setting.

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The soul is pure energy, but coherent. Our bodies are matter, a slower vibrational state of energy, and is an organism. Think of it as traveling around in a late model car, with all its issues, contrivances and limitations. The mind is part of both the "car" and the soul. We are three. Soul (higher mind), Mind and body. Three states of existence, each at varying levels, the soul being the highest (part of the Divine), the mind as the middle, the body as the lowest level. It is our nature to want to ascend, but we are often trained to focus on the lowest level of our existence...just the body. It's really the other way around. Can you imagine being nearly totally separate from the body? Stephen Hawking, for example, is in a state where the body has nearly fallen away, and so there's just mind and higher mind. His focus seems to us has been on the mind alone, but how do we know that he hasn't ventured into higher mind? Maybe his understanding of the cosmological nature of existence has been influenced by his connection with higher mind. It is a goal of mine to try reaching higher mind. Should not be too difficult since the "car" I'm riding in is a hoopty.
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God--is not a person. It's Universal Soul or The Nameless. Making it a deity limits the limitless which is impossible. Here's a simple analogy...can you put the sun on the head of a pin? NO? It's the same thing when human beings try to humanize the universe. Not possible. Belief is tied to ego. If you want to know "God," you can manifest through unconditional love. A simple analogy is your pet....your pet loves you without conditions. That's one way to start manifesting reality instead of belief. Jesus, I BELIEVE existed...but my beliefs do not deify nor diminish him. Knowing the concept of Jesus is DOING his message...to JUST LOVE and LOVE JUSTLY. The only JUST LOVE is unconditional...and that's DIVINE LOVE.

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My interview with Democratic Congressional Candidate Khary Penebaker (Wisconsin's 5th District) 4-12-16 taken from Quantum Mechanic Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio show.

We talk politics, gunsense, GOP obstruction in Congress, how to fix problems instead of kicking the can.
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Various celebrities, both living and "in the great Beyond," wish Roy Thinnes a Happy Birthday!

  • Bill Clinton
  • Walter Cronkite
  • Johnny Carson
  • Jimmy Stewart
  • Charlton Heston
  • Strother Martin
(Voice impressions by DJ Quantum Mechanic)
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