Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

Me as Bernie Sanders giving you some helpful home remedies that actually work.


  • 1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
  • 2. To avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat-use the sink.
  • 3. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. [remember to use a timer.]
  • 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  • 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives - you'll be afraid to cough.
  • 6. You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
  • 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
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