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John Boehner for DEPENDS

John Boehner, contemplating life after the speakership, decides to do an ad for DEPENDS for Men.  It's me of course, doing his voice on text read off a Depends ad on Amazon:


Maybe you took a hit during some pick-up football and experienced a little bladder leakage. Stay in the game with DEPEND Guards for Men, Maximum Absorbency. The cup-shaped incontinence pad fits into your own underwear to help protect against larger surges of wetness.

With a strong adhesive to lock into place, the Guards won’t bulge. They’re also designed with Comfort-Flex Leak Barriers for added protection when you need it most. DEPEND Guards for Men offer maximum absorbency, allowing you to feel confident and focus on life.  

HELL NO, YOU WON'T LEAK!

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