Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

Quantum Quips #6

SNOOKI'S MUG SHOT

All I can say about this member of MENSA is "at least she didn't have that big old storage shed on her head this time, but apparently the Progressive Insurance lady jacked it."

THE BEST THING ABOUT HLN [HEADLINE NEWS] WEEKDAY MORNINGS

Robin Meade and that crazy weather guy Bob Van Dillen from Jersey in the morning make apocalyptic news seem fun.  Also, Robin is an awesome singer and most pleasing to the eye test.

RICH PAYING BEAU-COO BUCKS FOR MATCHMAKING

The news this morning says that some of the rich, who claim to be too busy to find love, are paying up to a half million dollars to find somebody to love at these high end matchmaking services, mainly to avoid gold diggers.

Mel Gibson's ears just perked up.  I'm thinking he probably met Oksana on myspace and we all know what happened next.

LEBRON THANKS AKRON FANS, SNUBS CLEVELAND

The legend in his own mind took out a full page ad to thank his fans in Akron, yet was dead silent about Cleveland.  I suppose he still might be a little miffed about Cleveland essentially burning him in effigy.

SARAH PALIN ACCUSES OBAMA OF NOT HAVING BALLS

This from a "person" wanting to ban the Spanish language and yet, in her hypocritical stupor, uses the word "Cojones."  Maybe Obeezy should just say, "funny you say that, as just the other day they were slapping you in the ass."

Seriously, though, this arrogant little bitch should have a big cup of shut the fuck up.  Or maybe two.  And by the way, she gives new meaning to the word, "honky" as that shrill voice sounds like a witch scraping her uncut fingernails against a blackboard making all the dogs within a light year start baying at the moon.  Or is it mooning at the bay?

Anyhizzle for shizzle™, I do wish she would just go back to pretending to be a housewife and a half term governor so our ears will stop bleeding.

TO MOSQUE OR NOT TO MOSQUE

I am no fan of religions, but I haven't forgotten that this country was founded on religious freedom and even freedom from religion.  Looks like most folks have forgotten their history as they rant about the proposed building of a mosque near Ground Zero in NYC.  I may not like the idea, but I would fight for the right for such a thing to be built and many Americans have given their lives for protecting that right.  Maybe it's time to find what we have in common instead of just looking at our differences.  I'm just sayin'.

CADILLAC ESCALADE MOST STOLEN CAR IN THE NATION

Which indicates it just might be wise to hide your sweet ride and just leave your 4 cylinder boxey POS out in the street.

And that's all the hubbub, bub™.

This has been the Quantum Mechanic®, your favorite hypercube, messing around with quarks so you won't have to.

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