Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

The Irish Pub

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.

In  Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes

out of his  way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy

the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red

Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy  the

first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back  home in Cork at my

favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place,  they'll buy you

a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.

Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see

dat you gets  laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were  suspicious of these claims. The

Irishman swore every word was true, but they  asked, "Did this

actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did

happen to me sister quite a few times".

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