Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

Pundits in a Bar 8
Starring in this episode, the voice impressions of:

James Carville. "Hi there!"

Rachel Maddow: "Hello."

Bernie Sanders "Has anybody seen my waffle iron?"

Bill Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman....'cause she was a girl at the time."

Niall Stanage: "I am not Scottish not that there's anything wrong with that."

Donald Trump: "Putin? Never met the guy. He's President of Russia, right?" Special guest star

Vin Diesel: "I don't have friends...I have family. Who said I mumble my lines?"

...and a surprise guest from the world of science fiction.

James Carville: So what did you think of the Syrian Strike, Rachel.
Rachel: Bullpuckey.
Carville: Bullpuckey's a good word, but why?
Rachel: Trump was taking advantage of a situation to distract the news media from his ties to Putin.
Bernie Sanders: He spent 75 million taxpayer dollars to hit a minor airport that was up and running the next day.
Rachel: Not to mention he notified Russia hours before the missile launch, but didn't tell Congress or anyone else.
Bernie: His son Eric claims the launch was because Ivanka was appalled at the chemical attack.
Rachel: He also said that the missile launch also proves he's not involved with Putin.
Carville: As Rachel said, Bullpuckey.
Bill Clinton: Agent Orange sure changed his tune from 2013.
Carville: President Clinton, didn't see ya there.
Bill Clinton: I'm good at blending in when I got my shades on. So anyways, Trump said to B-Rock Obeezy over easy not to get involved with Syria after that first chemical attack...but ASSad's been using chem weapons weekly ever since, along with barrel bombs that are just as lethal. Guess it's okay to have innocent people blown apart as opposed to being gassed.
Trump: You should know gas, you're full of hot air.
Clinton: President Trump, how'd you get in here without secret service?
Trump: Oh they're here...pretending to drink at the bar.
Carville: Yeah, they're doing a great job PRETENDING to drink.
Niall Stanage: Saints preserve us...and I can't believe I just said that.
Bernie: Yeah, we're in the Twilight Zone...where anyone can just walk into this bar.
Niall Stanage: Last week we had 3 presidents.
Rachel: President Obama mysteriously decided not to come by this week.
Niall Stanage: Oh yes, of course...mysteriously. Like any of this is normal.
Trump: Everybody knows somebody had to do something about Assad. Obama didn't so I did.
Vin Diesel: That was a thug move.
Trump: Who are you?
Vin Diesel: If you don't know, I ain't sayin'.
Rachel: That's Vin Diesel of Fast and Furious fame.
Carville: I can't believe they made 8 of those silly things.
Vin Diesel: Silly but it keeps the bills paid.
Trump: I could do a better job. I can drive fast and Letty would be impressed by my stash of cash.
Vin Diesel: (Glass breaks) Letty's mine, punk.
Bill Clinton: Uh oh, I suspect a rumble is going down.
Niall Stanage: I suspect I'll be headed home before all hell breaks loose.
Bernie: Why? Trump's got secret service all over the place. Vin's just got his friends.
Vin Diesel: I ain't got friends. I just got family.
Rachel: Well, I don't see any of 'em here.
Trump: That's because I had 'em all deported.
Vin Diesel: You orange bastard...some of 'em were domestic.
Trump: Put up your dukes, Diesel. You're a looza.
Vin Diesel: Oh it's on. (PUNCH)
Bernie: Ouch, you hit me in the nose!
Vin Diesel: That's because this douche nozzle ducked.
Bill Clinton: I think that's my cue to go home to Hillary.
Trump: Not before I give you a message for her. (PUNCH)
Bill Clinton: Hey, that was very unsportsmanlike. (PUNCH)
Rachel: You just socked me, Mr. President.
Bill Clinton: Sorry, Rachel, Trump just likes to duck.
Niall Stanage: He's a lame duck. Yes...I waited to say that line before I left. Do svidanya.
Bernie: Did he just say don't spit on me?
Vin Diesel: Here's what I think of this lame duck. (PUNCH)
Trump: Hey, secret service, what am I paying you for?
(Fighting Sounds continue, several cast members shout ouch.)
(Enter COLOSSUS, a robot)
Colossus: I am Colossus; I am here to punch Trump in the dick. Hey Trump, you human maggot, I am going to punch you in the dick.
Trump: Wait a minute, what did I do?!
Colossus: Shit. You dick is too small for my cybernetic eyes to detect. I will have to settle for punching you in the face, you lying sack of shit. (SWOCK!)
Trump: OUCH!
Colossus: How do you like them apples? I am Colossus, you fucking bitches. Go ahead, MESS with my metal ass, chicken shit humans. (Fires machine gun and missile launcher) (Explosion)
Trump: D'oh!!

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Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio, the QM Show episode 29, #TrumpRussia

On the agenda for today:

  • Morgan Freeman reads our world news headlines
  • Perspectives: Keith Olbermann says Syria Strikes was a stunt.
  • The latest on #TrumpRussia
  • Liberal Redneck - Parks and the outdoors
  • Chelsea Handler & Louie CK on Trump
  • Pundits In A Bar 8 - Vin Diesel Starts a Bar Fight!
  • Douche Nugget(s) Of The Week - #1 Sean Spicer for Hitler Comments, United CEO Oscar Munoz BS Apology, #3 Trump for Syria Stunt and for provoking No. Korea with a Naval battle group.

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PUNDITS IN A BAR 7 - Trump crashes the party

This week's cast include James Carville, Rachel Maddow, Niall Stanage, Bill Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump and special guest B-Rock Obeezy a.k.a. Barack Obama.

Carville - Looks like Bitch McTurdle's gonna go nuclear for Gorsuck.
Niall Stanage - That sounds like an alt-rock band's debut album.
Carville - More like Alt-right.
Bernie - The Supreme Court of the 1950's is making a comeback, it seems.
Carville - Gorsuck is so Nazi, he makes Steve Bannon look like Rosie O'Donnell.
Bernie - Actually he does look like her.
Maddow - Speaking of Bannon, he's been removed from the National Security Council under the tutelage of General McMasters.
Bill Clinton - Yes indeediddly doodly, and according to him, it's JOB DONE.
Carville - Guess that's how Nazis translate the word demotion.
Maddow - Good to have you back in our bar, Mr. President.
Trump - Saw your show; Low energy; bad fashion choice, explains the low ratings.
Maddow - Oh, sorry, I was referring to President Clinton.
Carville - How the hell is The Donald in here without secret service and no press pool.
Trump - Oh the secret service is here...pretending to be drinking at the bar.
Carville - You mean those guys in black downing shots in a row?  Sure doing a great job pretending to get soused.
Clinton - Well, well you guys are chatting with the so-called president, I'm gonna hit the head.
Carville - Head...did you say you were getting head?
Clinton - No no no, I'm going to use the bathroom...you know, that place where everybody should be allowed to pee no matter what gender?
Niall - Have a good flush, Mr. President.
Trump - I already went wee wee.
Niall - I was talking to President Clinton.
Bernie - Something is off here.
Carville - You got that right.
Bernie - No, really. You don't have Clinton and Trump in the same bar with us. This is not possible.
Carville - Course not. We're just too plastered to realize this ain't happenin'.
Maddow - I'm rather sober. Only one Hemingway so far.
Carville - Clinton and Trump in the same bar. Yep, we must be drunk.
Obama - I'll say. You guys look like you've had too many.
Maddow - President Obama - so glad to see you, sir.
Obama - Hey, Rachel. Sorry I never did your show.
Trump - He was too busy tapping my phone.
Obama - Seriously, Donald, nobody needs to tap you...you already say everything on twitter.
Trump - You know you did it, B-rock
Bernie - Now you know, Donald, presidents can't authorize wire-taps. That's the Intelligence Community at the behest of the justice dept. You'd know that if you paid attention in How To Be A President 101.
Trump - I learned all I need to know from my university.
Obama - You mean Trump University? That's a stretch, Donald...especially since you googled all that stuff and then cut and pasted it into a bunch of overpriced binders.
Trump - You take that back, punk.
Obama - Nope. I'm just keepin' a hunnett.
Trump - Keepin' it what?
Obama - Keepin' it a hunnett. That's what Larry Wilmore always says.
Trump - That guy's a looza. His show got bumped for some game show.
Niall Stanage - It's called At Midnight
Trump - How can you have a show called At Midnight at 11:30?
Obama - You know, Donald, you're right.
Trump - What? Did you say I'm right?
Obama - Yep. It makes no sense that a show called At Midnight should be at 11:30
Clinton - Don't nobody go in there. I took a dump so bad, it'll make Mama June skinny.
Niall - Actually, she's skinny because she went on a diet, but what do I know.
Trump - You missed your boy saying I was right about something.
Obama - Did you just call me boy?
Clinton - Right about what?
Trump - That that game show At Midnight on Comedy Central is on at 11:30. Makes no sense.
Clinton - You're right. That makes no sense.
Carville - Holy Shit, a consensus.
Bernie - This is historic.
Maddow - All 3 presidents agree on something. History in the making and me without my GoPro.
Niall - 3 presidents in this bar agreeing about a game show. I'm either hallucinating or we're in the twilight zone.
Rod Serling - Consider if you will, 3 presidents, a couple of pundits and a senator, all trapped in....THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

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Hello and welcome to another edition of Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio, the QM Show episode 28, #TrumpRussiaCollusion

On the agenda for today:

* Morgan Freeman reads our world news headlines
* Perspectives: Keith Olbermann says Donald Trump is panicking about Russia
* The latest on #TrumpRussia
* Pop Culture News
* Pundits In A Bar 7 - Trump crashes the party! (Comedy Sketch)
* Douche Nugget(s) Of The Week - #1 Bill O'Reilly, #2 Mitch McConnell & of course, #3 Trump

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Pundits In A Bar 6 - Trump Jokes

Tonight's Denizens are James Carville, Bernie Sanders, Bill Clinton, Niall Stanage, Professor Brian Cox, Sir David Attenborough and Rachel Maddow

James Carville: Sumbitch went ahead & did it.
Bernie Sanders: By Sumbitch you mean Trump
James Carville: Yep. He's gutted Obama's Clean Power Plan and replaced it with an EO that pretty much makes Coal Company execs richer and our environment poorer.
Bernie Sanders: I think he just writes those ridiculous orders just to make himself think he's a king ruling by decree...and for the photo op.
Rachel Maddow: Those poor coal miners are caught in the middle thinking that orange douche nozzle will bring coal jobs back.  Black lung maybe, but jobs, no.
Niall Stanage: While I am a bit surprised by your use of the term Douche Nozzle, I agree that coal jobs are dwindling due mainly to automation and the Natural Gas.
James Carville: Speaking of Natural Gas, Trump's so full of shit, the methane alone ought to keep New York City warm through a hundred winters.
Bernie Sanders: Especially Queens.
Prof. Brian Cox: That orange tosser doesn't seem to know or care that he's declared war on the Green power industry, where jobs are actually growing by leaps and bounds. Solar is very popular now, as well as wind.
Rachel Maddow: Speaking of wind, Trump's hot air could replace geothermal for the whole of Iceland
Bill Clinton: I didn't know Iceland had a hole. Volcano?
James Carville: Holy shit, didn't know a former president was here in this bar.
Bill Clinton: I'm pretty good at blending in, ya know.
Rachel Maddow: Good to see you, Mr. President. What I meant about Iceland is that-
Bill Clinton: Trump could keep all of Iceland in perpetual summer with all that hot air of his.
James Carville: You're pretty fast on your feet, there, Sir.
Bill Clinton: Well, when it comes to Trump, I got a few. Trump is so nasty, he makes Al Capone seem like a Benedictine Monk after being spontaneously neutered by a rabid raccoon.
Bernie Sanders: That hurts just picturing that.
Bill Clinton: Trump is so much a Putin poodle, he takes his golden showers with a liter of Stoli's...and not necessarily in that order.
Prof. Brian Cox: That one's a little flat, kinda like Trump's erection.
Rachel Maddow: Uh oh, putting my hands on my ears now.
Prof. Brian Cox: Trump's Johnson is so tiny, you need an Aspex Electron Microscope set at 100,000 magnification.
Bernie Sanders: Not too bad, but how about this one...Trump is such a liar, he makes Bernie Madoff seem like Pope Francis after taking a bath in Sodium Pentathol.
Bill Clinton: I got one better. Donald Trump is so dishonest, he makes me look like a saint.
Bernie Sanders: Ouch, talk about feeling the burn.
Rachel Maddow: Wow. That hurt.
Bill Clinton: Well, you know the news cut me off when I was trying to explain about Monica.
Prof. Brian Cox: Really.
Niall Stanage: Do tell
Bill Clinton: I said I did not have sexual relations with that woman...cause she was a girl at the time.
Bernie Sanders: Oh brother.
James Carville: That one's so stale, a quart of cow's milk left out in the sun for a month seems fresher.
Niall Stanage: I think as you fellas drink, your jokes get drunker.
James Carville: Ha...you Hill reporters are stodgy.
Niall Stanage: I may be dodgy, but not stodgy.
Prof. Brian Cox: I bet I can drink you under the table.
Rachel Maddow: Don't indulge him. He likes his wine a little too much.
Niall Stanage: I never indulge folks from Manchester.
Prof. Brian Cox: Oh, go and get stuffed.
David Attenborough: See here, Brian, you mind your manners.
Prof. Brian Cox. Sir David Attenborough. Pardon me, sir, I didn't see you there.
David Attenborough: That's because the director said to sit out of sight. Seriously, though, I have a Trump Joke. Word has it he's hung like a tsetse fly. (James Carville laugh)
Rachel Maddow: I always thought he was hung like a Cheeto.
James Carville: I thought you cover your ears when we talk like this, Rachel
Rachel Maddow: I loosen up after 3 Hemingways.
Niall Stanage: You've had 4.
Rachel Maddow: I rest my case.

 

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QM Show 27 - #Impeach45

Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio (QM Show 27) #Impeach45

World News Headlines Read by Morgan Freeman
AP News Minute
Perspectives: Keith Olbermann of The Resistance on Trump's demise.
A Look at Trump's Wiretap lies from CNN and Fox's Shep Smith
Hillary Slams Trump in Late Night Speech
Showbiz Minute (AP)
Pundits In A Bar (Comedy)
Douche Nugget of the Week: Sean Spicer and his idiot boss Trump (WARNING: Adult Language)
Epilog

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Pundits in a Bar (Soundtrack version)

This week's stars are

Niall Stanage, White House Correspondent For The Hill
Rachel Maddow, top anchor for MSNBC
Bernie Sanders, Senator from Vermont
Democratic strategist James Carville
Brian Cox, astrophysicist

James - Hey, Bernie, how's it hangin'?
Bernie - Um. Loose and ready for use?
James - There ya go. So finally we got to see the top 2 pages of a Trump tax return
Bernie - He leaked those to distract America from his ties to Putin and his disastrous healthcare plan that he won't even attach his name to, not to mention Snoop Dog wanting to cap his ass.
James - Oh, yeah, Trumpcare. I think that shit is dead on arrival, if you forgive the analogy.
Bernie - Paul Ryan is adding more to it to try to dress it up but his fellow party members say it's Obamacare Light. I say it's Deathcare Heavy. Lots of folks are going to lose Medicaid coverage and will end up going to the Emergency Room in hospitals that will remain open.
James - True. Who knows what will happen when the remaining hospitals maybe decide not to treat many of those folks who can't afford insurance. I know a guy in Vegas who got thrown out in the street after 4 days in the hospital when they found out he didn't have insurance.
Bernie - Makes me want to do a lot of shots tonight.
James - You and me both.
Rachel - That's not going to help. (glass breaking)
James - Holy Shit, you scared me, Rachel Maddow...always wearing black with dark sunglasses like you's some kinda federal agent. Bad enough Niall Stanage is here lookin' like Agent Smith from The Matrix.
Rachel - Sorry...it's my favorite color scheme.
Niall - Be careful, Mr. Carville...I may become Smith again and turn ya into a data stream.
James - That guy scares me.
Niall - Just watch what happens on St. Patrick's Day.
Rachel - After this week, I think we'll all be snockered by then.
Niall - Not me. I know how to handle my liquor.
Brian Cox - I bet I could drink you under the table.
Niall - I'll take that bet.
James - Looks like you scored a big story on Trump's taxes, Rachel--and you're probably tops on Trump's Enemies List.
Niall - Well, if he leaked them to Mr. Johnston, perhaps it's water under the bridge.
Bernie - Still, I'd hire a couple extra bodyguards, Rachel...and maybe purchase some Kevlar or maybe some chainmail.
Rachel - I'm not worried either way. There was nothing illegal or improper about reporting a story, especially when it's mailed to you.
Niall - Are you concerned that maybe those 2 pages were doctored?
Rachel - If they were, it gets even more problematic since the White House confirmed those numbers and if they are found to be inaccurate, it just shows even further evidence they're putting out alternate facts.
Bernie - Like I said, it's a distraction from Trumpcare and Trumprussia.
James - This whole thing reads like a movie.
Niall - With Alec Baldwin as the lead.
Bernie - With Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer
Niall - Kate McKinnon as Kelly Anne Conway
Bernie - She could also double up as the Keebler Elf From Hell
Brian Cox - and who's that.
James - Jeff Boreegard Sessions, the Atty Gen.
Brian Cox - Maybe Ms Maddow could play Steve Bannon.
Rachel. Nope. That's Rosie O'Donnell. I'm going to dye my hair and be Mike Pence.
James - Bernie and I could play ourselves and Professor Cox here could be Preet Bharara, the US attorney likely to lead the independent investigation.
Brian Cox - But I don't even look remotely like Preet.
Rachel - But you have such a sweet and honest face. You'd just have to cut your hair.
Brian Cox - Oh stop you're making me blush. Wait, what? Cut my hair. No bloody way.
Bernie - I personally think this does play like a spy movie....or a really long Twilight Zone episode without Rod Serling.
Rod Serling - It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
James - Holy shit how the hell did he get in here? Are we dead?

 

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QM Show 26 - #Trumpcare

BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM Show 26 #Trumpcare

  • News Headlines read by Morgan Freeman
  • Trumpcare Evaluation
  • Keith Olbermann's #TheResistance
  • Liberal Redneck on #Trumpcare
  • Pundits In A Bar (Comedy)
  • Douche Nugget Of The Week: Republicans for selling bullshit "healthcare" while destroying real healthcare.

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 25 #daywithoutawoman

  • World News reported by Morgan Freeman
  • Perspectives: #KeithOlbermann's The Resistance on Trump's Conspiracy Theories
  • Comedy Bits Niall Stanage morphs into Agent Smith from the Matrix to teach James Carville a lesson; Professor Brian Cox and Neil deGrasse Tyson duke it out in a bar.Al Franken on Jeff Sessions Purjuring himself.
  • Douche Nugget of the Week - Trump & Republicans for Smoke & Mirrors Trumpcare Rollout

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James Carville thinks Niall Stanage, White House Correspondent for The Hill looks like Agent Smith. Niall becomes Smith to teach Carville a lesson.

Comedy Voice Impressions.

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 24 #JointAddress

  • World News reported by Morgan Freeman
  • Perspectives: #KeithOlbermann on Grand Jury Needed to Investigate Trump
  • Joint Address Analysis
  • Jon Stewart on Media Getting Its Groove Back
  • Douche Nugget of the Week - Trump

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QM Show 23 - #UniteBlue

BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 23 #UniteBlue

  • World News reported by Morgan Freeman
  • Perspectives: #KeithOlbermann on White House High
  • Interview: Democratic Strategist & Former Congressional Candidate Michael Cole of Texas' 14th District.
  • Comedy
  • Douche Nugget of the Week - Trump & fellow sex predator #Milo YanniPedophilia...er...Yiannopoulos of Breitfart...er...Breitbart "News" (LOL "news?!")

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QM Show 22 - #Flynnghazi

Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio QM Show 22 #Flynnghazi
 
--News read by Morgan Freeman
--Keith Olbermann on Flynn Resignation
--Douche Nuggets of the week: Trump, Paul Ryan, Jason Chaffetz & Puzder.

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James Carville - Hey there, Niall Stanage. What ya drinkin?

Niall Stanage - It's a secret....but I will tell ye, it's about 90 proof.

James - That's my kind of beverage.  Another week of insanity. Just makes me want to just sit down and compute the trigonometric parralax to Proxima Centauri on a slide rule.

Niall - Trigonometric Parralax? How can you say that sober, let alone drunk?

James - Aw, it's a load of hogwash I heard some science geek say.

Niall - Well, maybe the slide rule part but the rest sounds scientifically sound, if you're into that sort of thing.

James - Hell, we should at least get our figures straight if we have to leave this planet for another one after Trump blows it up.

Niall - I don't think anyone's built a starship that can get there any faster than a few thousand years. I'm a patient man, but not that patient.

James - I'd be willing to hitch a ride with an alien right about now. After all, them UFOs get around pretty quick-like.

Niall - They're unidentified, so there's no consensus that any are actually alien.

James - I bet some are. I wonder how the hell they get around. Maybe they alter the vibrational state of space-time in order to achieve FTL.

Niall - I never thought I'd hear such scientific chatter from the likes of you.

James - Hey, I read...unlike our current president.

Niall - Well, if there are aliens and if they can change the fabric of space using some kind of technology, why aren't they landing on the National Mall and introducing themselves?

James - Have you seen humanity?  Trump would have 'em waterboarded before they had a chance to say howdy, magna cum laudy.

Bernie Sanders - Maybe Trump IS an alien.

James - I don't think aliens would be that dumb and still be able to fly faster than light.

Niall - This discussion is out there to say the least.

Bernie - So is Trump. Ya gotta wonder what world leader he's going to embarrass himself and the rest of us with this week.

Niall - It seems Mr. Trump does have a bromance with one world leader.

James - Putin on the Ritz.

Bernie - Isn't that a song by Taco from the 80's?

James - Not my kinda tune, but yep.

Bernie - Eat Drink and Be Merry is mine.  (SINGS) Eat drink and be Merry for tomorrow you'll cry.

Rachel Maddow - That's the Porter Wagoner version.

James - I didn't know you were a connoisseur of country

Rachel - You'll find I'm full of surprises.

Bernie - Well, you're certainly full of something.

Rachel - Very droll, Senator Sanders.

Niall - 80s songs, trigonometry, aliens, astrophysics. I think I need another drink.

James - Don't forget black holes. Trump is like a black hole. A singularity so dense that

not even light can escape and anything that orbits it is doomed to get sucked in.

Neil Degrasse Tyson - That is an interesting metaphorical observation.

Rachel - Who knew Neil Degrasse Tyson frequents this bar?

Prof. Brian Cox - He comes here to see if I'll drink him under the table.

James - And you are?

Brian - Professor Brian Cox --- I've made a lot of science documentaries. In fact, maybe more than Professor Tyson.

Neil - Let's have a doc off.

Niall - I think you're both off.

James - Seriously, is there any escape from Trump-hole?

Niall - Not until 2020.

Bernie - If we're still a country by then. Goin on 3 weeks and The Donald has stifled all the agencies, ruled by decree, embarrassed us with Australia, pissed off Mexico and Mexico and gotten a Navy Seal and a bunch of civilians killed in Yemen.

Niall - Not to mention pissing off a billion Muslims with the Travel Ban.

Neil - Science and critical thinking will ultimately prevail.

Brian - I think we're all toast. Don't you, Niall?

Niall - As they say in that American musical, The Sound of Music....[SINGS] THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF ABUSES.

Rachel - Wow that hurt.

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QM Show Episode 21 #TWITLER

BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 21 #TWITLER

  • World News and Science News reported from AP & BBC by Morgan Freeman
  • Perspectives: Keith Olbermann "50 Crazy Things Trump Has Done."
  • Bernie Sanders, James Carville & Rachel Maddow meet again in the bar to talk politics
  • Jon Stewart discloses more of Trump's executive orders.
  • Douche Nugget of the Week

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 20 #ResistTrump

  • World News and Science News reported from AP & BBC by Morgan Freeman
  • Perspectives: Keith Olbermann "On Behalf of America, an Apology."
  • Liberal Redneck on the Muslim Ban (comedy)
  • Lewis Black on Trump (comedy)
  • Bernie Sanders, James Carville & Rachel Maddow meet again in the bar to talk Bannon and Bannin'. (comedy)
  • Douche Nugget of the Week

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James Carville - Wow, what a week it's been.
Bernie Sanders - you ain't whistlin' dixie.
James - Well I'd never whistle Dixie.
Bernie - That guy in the White House a few pieces missin' outta his puzzle.
James - Which pussident...Lump or his boy Bannon?
Bernie - Both. I bet Bannon had a hand in the bannin'.
Rachel - What an interesting play on words.
James - Oh hi, Rachel. I didn't see you there.
Rachel - Maybe you need to change eyeglasses
Bernie - Well, Rachel, you are wearing all black again. You look like a secret service agent trying to duck the Trumpkin.
Rachel - If I was one of them, I probably would. After all, he's got private body guards also looking after him...on our dime of course.
James - What the hell was up with the Muslim Ban? Makes no sense to block countries which had no perceived threat against us. Just targets people based on religion.
Bernie: Especially people returning from abroad with green cards. They're legal, but some had to surrender their green cards in flight. That's pretty messed up.
Rachel - We're definitely in uncharted waters here.
James - Uncharted Waters and well nigh ready to run aground or into a glacier.
Bernie - If I didn't know better, I'd say we're becoming Nazi Germany without the Germany part.
James - It's some scary shit, and Democrats better get up to bat, especially since most of Trump's extremist anti-agency cabinet have been sailin' through easier than a Krispy Kreme through to Chris Christie's stomach.
Rachel - I'm still in shock over Elizabeth Warren letting Ben Carson through for HUD. I guess she figures Steve Harvey will mellow things out.
Bernie - This whole thing is like a reality show gone bad. It's Duck Dynasty after the ducks fought back with an Abrams M-1 tank armed with depleted uranium shells.
Rachel - Well, let's get our drink on so we can get through another day without pulling our hair out...oh sorry, Mr. Carville...looks like you've already done that.
James - Very funny, Ms. Maddow.
Bernie - Hey, there's Niall Stanage over there doing shots. A lot of 'em. Hey, Niall. What do you think of the Trumpocalypse so far?
Niall Stanage - Well, before Nov. 8, I would have said he was daft. Now, after a few of these, I'd have to go with gobshite.
James - Now that's a word that fits.
Bernie (sings) - Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diiiiiie!
James - I didn't know you could sing.
Bernie - I didn't either. I guess I've had too many shots.
Rachel - I'll say.

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Bernie Sanders, James Carville, Rachel Maddow meet in a bar to talk Trump.

 

Bernie:  Hey hey hey Jimmy Boy.

James: Well, howdy magna cum laude, Senator.  What's shakin', Bacon?

Bernie: Just stopped in to knock back a few before getting back out there cattle prodding

democrats into organizing.

James: Ayuh, gotta crack that whip.

Rachel Maddow: You're not kiddin', it's gettin' weird at the White House.

Bernie: Oh, hello, Rachel. I didn't see you there.

Maddow: It's because I always wear all black when I hit the bar.

James: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought with those shades you were a secret service officer on a

break.

Maddow: Nope, just having a few Rye Old Fashioned, no fruit.

James: I would'a thought you'd be having some tequila straight after what the White

House has been doing lately.

Maddow: Well, this certainly isn't Diet Doctor Pepper.

Bernie: Rachel, you have a handle on what's going on...do you think they'll impeach The

Donald?

Maddow: I doubt it. Republicans control both houses, so he could probably shoot

somebody and they'd turn a blind eye.

James: Wow, that's fucked up.

Maddow: Mr. Carville, please, language.

James: Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Maddow...sometimes I forgot myself after a few Jim Beams.

Maddow: After a few Hemingways, I get a little randy myself.  Don't tell Susan.

Bernie: Good to know, especially since Randy is a little on the young side.

James: Gettin' back to the Orange Elephant in the room, if he keeps signing executive

orders to screw with the public, it might just help the Dems clean house, literally, next

year.

Bernie: If we survive THIS year. His budget guy wants to gut Social Security, Medicare

and Medicaid. A lot of our older constituents will be droppin' like old wrinkled flies.

Maddow: I don't think the republicans in Congress will risk cutting those programs

outright. They might be able to get away with raising the retirement age, though. You

know they always slip things into the budget at the last minute.

Bernie: We're going to have watch 'em like a hawk.

James: Yep, that's where the real power is. Trump is all bluster and optics. The House

and Senate is where the sausage is made.

Maddow: Speaking of sausage, Old Vienna Sausage himself knows he has a lot of support

in the house and senate for his mythical wall.

Bernie: Vienna Sausage hahahahaha I bet he thinks he's more a Kielbasa.

Maddow: I have it on good authority he's hung like an elevator button.

James: How many of those have you had?

Maddow: BURP Not Enough. Come on, boys, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die!

James: She's so sunny, no?

Bernie: She's right...let's get snockered.

James: Good idea. 

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 19 #IllegitimatePresident

On the docket for today's show:

  •     Morgan Freeman Reads Today's News
  •     Perspectives: The Resistance with Keith Olbermann
  •     Practical Solutions: A Look at Indivisible, the guide to effective resistance.
  •     Bern and Carville: Bernie Sanders and James Carville meet in a bar to talk TrumPutin.
  •     Douche Nugget Of The Week - Someone evil gets our weekly kick in the dick award.

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM Show 18 #PutinsPoodle

The QM Show is News, Politics & Comedy with your host, DJ Quantum Mechanic, a retired alien writer, filmmaker & DJ anxious for the Anasazi and/or Anunnaki to return to Earth and give him a ride to planet 9 before Jan. 20.

  • Morgan Freeman Reads Today's Headline News
  • Perspectives - Charlie Brooker on Trump Election & Russia
  • Keith Olbermann's Message To Trumpettes
  • Liberal Redneck Thanks Obama
  • James Carville & Bernie Sanders Meet In A Bar To Talk Trump
  • Trump Truth - Wonder Woman lassos Trump and he finally tells the truth!
  • Practical Solutions - How to Survive a Trump Presidency
  • Douche Nugget Of The Week

Listen Live or Later in archive, Brass Knuckle Progressive Radio shows are designed to keep you informed of the truth peppered with a few laughs to prepare you for the Trumpocalypse. We answer to no corporate overlords or foreign dictators, not to mention home grown dictators with tiny hands. Our broadcasts are on Wednesday nights at 6 Eastern, 5 Central and Sunday Mornings at 9 Eastern, 8 Central. QM Show is also available on quantummechanic.podbean.com.

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