Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

Jan 17, 2021 podcast

I talk about current events and there's a little comedy there some voices and some rambling it's about 9 minutes some of it's funny so check it out.

Dipshit Lost!!

No voter fraud, assholes!!

Oct 14, 2020 14:04

warning this podcast uses very colorful metaphors so you might want to tell your children to go into the other room while you play this.

DJ promo

Don’t Like Liberals?

This audio is taken from a thread of 24 tweets published by John Fugelsang on twitter from June 27th, 2020. Trump is no supporter of the military. He's not only against them, just using them as props, he's against the United States. Why he hasn't been arrested yet escapes me.

James Carville on Trump.

Capt. Picard on Trump.

Trump is Lame song

Reading John Lewis Op-Ed

 

While my time here has now come to an end, I want you to know that in the last days and hours of my life you inspired me. You filled me with hope about the next chapter of the great American story when you used your power to make a difference in our society. Millions of people motivated simply by human compassion laid down the burdens of division. Around the country and the world you set aside race, class, age, language and nationality to demand respect for human dignity.

That is why I had to visit Black Lives Matter Plaza in Washington, though I was admitted to the hospital the following day. I just had to see and feel it for myself that, after many years of silent witness, the truth is still marching on.

Emmett Till was my George Floyd. He was my Rayshard Brooks, Sandra Bland and Breonna Taylor. He was 14 when he was killed, and I was only 15 years old at the time. I will never ever forget the moment when it became so clear that he could easily have been me. In those days, fear constrained us like an imaginary prison, and troubling thoughts of potential brutality committed for no understandable reason were the bars.

Though I was surrounded by two loving parents, plenty of brothers, sisters and cousins, their love could not protect me from the unholy oppression waiting just outside that family circle. Unchecked, unrestrained violence and government-sanctioned terror had the power to turn a simple stroll to the store for some Skittles or an innocent morning jog down a lonesome country road into a nightmare. If we are to survive as one unified nation, we must discover what so readily takes root in our hearts that could rob Mother Emanuel Church in South Carolina of her brightest and best, shoot unwitting concertgoers in Las Vegas and choke to death the hopes and dreams of a gifted violinist like Elijah McClain.

Like so many young people today, I was searching for a way out, or some might say a way in, and then I heard the voice of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on an old radio. He was talking about the philosophy and discipline of nonviolence. He said we are all complicit when we tolerate injustice. He said it is not enough to say it will get better by and by. He said each of us has a moral obligation to stand up, speak up and speak out. When you see something that is not right, you must say something. You must do something. Democracy is not a state. It is an act, and each generation must do its part to help build what we called the Beloved Community, a nation and world society at peace with itself.

Ordinary people with extraordinary vision can redeem the soul of America by getting in what I call good trouble, necessary trouble. Voting and participating in the democratic process are key. The vote is the most powerful nonviolent change agent you have in a democratic society. You must use it because it is not guaranteed. You can lose it.

You must also study and learn the lessons of history because humanity has been involved in this soul-wrenching, existential struggle for a very long time. People on every continent have stood in your shoes, through decades and centuries before you. The truth does not change, and that is why the answers worked out long ago can help you find solutions to the challenges of our time. Continue to build union between movements stretching across the globe because we must put away our willingness to profit from the exploitation of others.

Though I may not be here with you, I urge you to answer the highest calling of your heart and stand up for what you truly believe. In my life I have done all I can to demonstrate that the way of peace, the way of love and nonviolence is the more excellent way. Now it is your turn to let freedom ring.

When historians pick up their pens to write the story of the 21st century, let them say that it was your generation who laid down the heavy burdens of hate at last and that peace finally triumphed over violence, aggression and war. So I say to you, walk with the wind, brothers and sisters, and let the spirit of peace and the power of everlasting love be your guide.

we are back!

#TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner

I wrote this just a little while ago. Hope you like it. This is the non-echo reverb version with a little better voicing.

Taco trucks on every corner

by DJ Quantum Mechanic

I want me some tacos
Yo quiero Mexico
Everybody knows
Trumpers are weirdos

The Donald is a dumbass
His Scampaign won't last
Once he has enough cash
He'll make a mad dash

Taco Trucks On Every Corner
I want some Chimichangas
Taco Trucks On Every Corner
I want some Enchiladas

Trump lies and rants
he's got asbestos pants
He's doing a pander dance
like a catfish romance

Trump coming to your town
to deport everybody brown
So if you hear a stupid sound
it's just that orange clown

Taco Trucks On Every Corner
I want some chips and salsa
Taco Trucks on Every Corner
Order me up some Carne Asada

I wrote this today....hope you get a kick out of it.

Taco trucks on every corner

by DJ Quantum Mechanic

I want me some tacos
Yo quiero Mexico
Everybody knows
Trumpers are weirdos

The Donald is a dumbass
His Scampaign won't last
Once he has enough cash
He'll make a mad dash

Taco Trucks On Every Corner
I want some Chimichangas
Taco Trucks On Every Corner
I want some Enchiladas

Trump lies and rants
he's got asbestos pants
He's doing a pander dance
like a catfish romance

Trump coming to your town
to deport everybody brown
So if you hear a stupid sound
it's just that orange clown

Taco Trucks On Every Corner
I want some chips and salsa
Taco Trucks on Every Corner
Order me up some Carne Asada

TRANCEndant 2

TRANCE, PSYTRANCE, PSYCHEDELIC, EDM, HOUSE, PROGRESSIVE HOUSE, SYNTHPOP

Here's the track list.  This podcast is non-profit...for enjoyment and to promote new music and musicians.
 01_asteroid_-_10th_planet_(original_mix).mp3
 02-soundlift-summer_breeze__live_guitar_mix-repack.mp3
 03 Astropilot - Eternity And Instants.mp3
 04-sentinel_-_distance-mycel.mp3
 05-static_movement_and_vertex-its_coming.mp3
 06-opt-in-dont_you_know__original_mix.mp3
 07-zeni_n-i_feel_love_(4u_remix).mp3
 08-salt_ashes-if_you_let_me_go.flac
 09-sam_sammer--good_good_guys_(guitarra_mix)-wus.mp3
 10-branchie__bruno_kauffmann-damage.mp3

Bernie Sanders reads some Helpful Household Hints. These actually work. (Comedy Voice Impression)

This one is all me. It's based on actual calls I took for a local radio show in Salamanca in the 1990's I did by that name. As far as I know, that station and it's popular call in show in which people sold household items, some of which were very unusual and often unintentionally funny, went off the air years ago. This is unscripted, mainly drawn from memory, and I hope you enjoy it. If it gets some traction, I've a few more crazy items for sale!

The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore is a spin-off of The Daily Show, which featured Wilmore as a recurring contributor billed as the “Senior Black Correspondent”. It premiered on January 19, 2015 on Comedy Central, and airs Mondays through Thursdays at 11:30 PM (EST) following The Daily Show. It serves as a replacement for The Colbert Report, which aired in the same time-slot from October 2005 until December 2014. The show has been described as a combination of The Daily Show and Politically Incorrect. Each episode begins with Wilmore’s scripted take on the news followed by skits related to the most controversial topic of the night, then in the 3rd segment, a panel discussion with his guests, 2 of which are show writers and/or show "reporters," and the third seated always on Larry's left, a guest from the entertainment world.

The Nightly Show was slightly different than the Daily Show and more geared for examining serious topics not unlike a more condensed version of Real Time With Bill Maher and/or Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, a show often compared to VICE News with a dash of snark.

Larry Wilmore is an intelligent comic who has a unique take on the world, especially in relation to how the vulnerable have been treated, notably the divide between the races in the United States. He raised awareness of the Flint Water Crisis and has never been afraid to take on the oppressors, whether it be the governor of Michigan or especially pundits like Sean Hannity or Bill O'Reilly, two of the most famously racist in the cable news universe.

Wilmore raised eyebrows in some of his rather brutally honest comments at the White Correspondence Dinner, president Obama's last such event in which the comic was invited to headline. He did not disappoint, and certainly made headlines with an ending tribute to the president that some regarded as controversial because of his use of the N word in relation to Obama.

Fans were hoping Wilmore's appearance and headline making comedy set at the Correspondents Dinner would have boosted the show's cume, but according to Comedy Central, the ratings have not been to their liking, and pulled the plug on the groundbreaking news satire show abruptly this summer, it's final episode airing Thursday, August 18.

In this writer's opinion, The Nightly Show gained a strong following and examined subjects often ignored by the corporate, white-skewed news and entertainment sector, which often relegates people of color away from topics regarded as sensitive, such as news and commentary, though comedic, of the racial divide in this country. Wilmore and his cast-mates may have both angered and frightened those in power at Comedy Central, as some have done notably on MSNBC, a network now dominated by the conservative Comcast Cable giant with rather controversial departures such as Melissa Harris-Perry and Ed Schultz among others. The network has relegated their remaining anchors of color out of prime-time and just on weekends. Joy Reid taking Melissa Harris Perry's 2 hour slot on Sat and Sun mornings and sparsely, Rev. Al Sharpton, their remaining more controversial figure for an hour near the break of dawn on Sundays where he can be a less controversial token.

The Nightly Show raised awareness of the income disparity among African Americans, famously in a sketch where cast-member and reporter Jordan Carlos learned the hard way what a food desert was, where 13 million people live too far from grocery stores providing organic and healthy food, noting that in Camden, NJ, one has to walk 5 miles to find a grocery store. Bodegas and convenience stores, which charge a substantial markup on much less nutritious foodstuffs, are the norm in many of what whites call "urban" areas. This reminds me of my time in Real Estate, where that term was used as code for blockbusting and warning white home buyers to avoid such neighborhoods when calling about housing in New Jersey. 

At the very least, The Nightly Show deserves an Emmy for it's unique, brutally truthful take on racism, political corruption, income disparity, and especially the Flint Water Crisis.  I believe the show was removed from Comedy Central not so much for ratings, but because it's politics upset the powers that be...and we all know Republicans dominate the ownership of these networks...and republicans are famously not on board with any of The Nightly Show's topics or their revelation of truth.

Larry's fellow cast-mates included some of comedy's best and brightest. Mike Yard is a veteran stand-up comic whose no holds barred style of humor often stole the show every time he appeared in many sketches. He's intelligent, with a degree in mathematics and a sardonic wit that is demonstrated well on his podcast, Yardtalk, heard weekly on Soundcloud. I predict he will have his own television show in the near future.

Robin Thede, Rory Albanese, Holly Walker, Jordan Carlos, Ricky Velez, Grace Parra and Franchesca Ramsey are all brilliant comics in their own right. Rory and Mike were famously featured in a recurring point-counterpoint sketch called Pardon The Integration where Larry and Rory would always make Mike the fall guy...on this week's final PTI, Mike had the last laugh.  

These are some of the best talent in any comedy show and it is this writer's hope that they will find much success in the near future as they deserve to move up as they have given us so much.

Larry Wilmore and his fellow writers and castmates for nearly 2 years gave us a look at America that made us laugh and made us question why we still have not evolved as a society regarding race. They were an important voice that has been silenced...but hopefully not for long. Perhaps with the help of their fans, including me, that voice will rise again.

Bernie Sanders and John Boehner once again meet in a DC bar & talk about their exploits. Bernie's working on stopping Trump, Boehner is helping fellow GOP candidates on the road. #Comedy #Skit. #VoiceImpressions

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