Political and Entertainment Humor Peppered With A Garnish Of Logic

Anthony Wiener:  It is a shame that there are no bagels on this table!

Bernie Sanders: Hold the Phone, Anthony, I took 'em.

Anthony:  What?  Why, Bernie, Why?  You know I love those!

Bernie:  I put em all in a bag, snuck up on John Boehner and hit him with 'em.

Anthony: Oh, OK.

John Boehner:  Hell no you better not do that again!

The real reason why John Boehner said "Pass The Damn Thing" on camera recently apparently in reference to the budget.

Bruce Willis:  Hey, Arnold.

Arnold S.  Hey, Bruce

Bruce:  Arnie, I was thinking of running for president since I don't have much else to do these days.

Arnold S.  That's good news, especially since your last big picture bombed.

Bruce:  Hey, take it easy on me, bro.  I'm gettin' old.  So, any advice?

Arnold: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

Bruce:  Hey, I'm just running for president, not joining the tea party.

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