Two of my favorite actors, Leslie Nielsen and Raymond Burr, in Heaven, act out a scene from Airplane!
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight. For the ends of Being and ideal Grace I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. I love thee freely, as men strive for right I love thee purely, as they turn from praise I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints, --I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life! -- and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman....'cause she was a girl at the time."
Bill tries in vain to read the following from Hamlet:
"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,"
"Courage is being scared to death...and saddling up anyway." (from imdb)
"When I started, I knew I was no actor and I went to work on this Wayne thing. It was as deliberate a projection as you'll ever see. I figured I needed a gimmick, so I dreamed up the drawl, the squint and a way of moving meant to suggest that I wasn't looking for trouble but would just as soon throw a bottle at your head as not. I practiced in front of a mirror." (from imdb)
"You can't eat awards...or more to the point, drink 'em." (from imdb)
"Goddamn, I'm the Stuff Men are Made of." (from imdb.)
"I'm an American actor. I work with my clothes on. I have to. Riding a horse can be pretty tough on your legs and elsewheres." (from imdb.)
"The Sky Is Blue...
The Grass Is Green...
Get Up Off Your Ass
And Join the Marines."
A brief message from beyond the grave from Gregory Peck.
"We're in the shitter now, homey G."