For lying, interrupting Cecile Richards, being a dick and attacking an organization millions of women & families depend on for the only health care they can get, Jason "I'm from a Mormon State, so I'm nice" Chaffetz wins the award for this week's Douche Nugget of the Week. Runner up is George Zimmerman.
Morgan Freeman reads your headlines from AP for September 30, 2015
Bernie and Boehner talk about Boehner's quitting the speakership.
This audio clip I recorded is taken from the #PlannedParenthood website and describes all the varied services the organization, which is both privately and publicly funded to help all Americans. Many women depend on their services as often the only healthcare they can get. Think about the many states refusing to expand Medicaid whose residents are left with no healthcare except through Planned Parenthood. It's interesting to note that birth control actually reduces the need for abortion, which is not an easy decision for a woman, by any means. To deny women birth control makes them slaves to men. This should not be tolerated. #FactsNotFraud.
Me as Morgan Freeman reading the top stories for Sept. 23, 2015
"Well SOMEBODY has been dipping their doodle into dumb...that's all I got to say about that..."
John Wayne comes back from the Dead to tell us what he thinks about today's republicans.
Me as Bernie Sander and John Boehner talking about the election, Gov't Shutdown, Hillary, farts, etc. Some strange noises may occur.
Bernie Sanders and John Boehner (both me) riffing about corporate greed, Martin Shkreli (drug CEO who jacked up the price of a 'need or die' drug), Gov't shutdown, getting drunk.
This remixed episode contains Bernie and Boehner Banter episode 4, Douche Nugget of the Week, Morgan Freeman reading the headlines, and the important Anatomy of a Gov't Shutdown to keep people abreast of the beasts in Congress & their planned parenthood revolt by stabbing American working class people in the back.
Martin Shkreli is one of many vulture capitalists who use their wealth to leverage more wealth on the backs of the poor and/or terminally ill. The drug he bought and raised the price from 13.50 per pill, which was already very high to 750 dollars was the last straw in Big Pharma's rape of American citizens. Only in this country can we not negotiate or have free market competition for drugs to keep people alive. We have become a nation infected by greed and assholes like Shkreli.
This orange colostomy bag is a misogynist, a racist, an egomaniac, a birther and a coward...so the baby yelling picture fits him like a glove. He's a baby-man posing as an adult who is the scourge of the species known as humanity, arguably with hubris claiming that it's intelligent but this goyim takes the cake for an unintelligent little punk who needs a little humility. My job while I am alive is to continue to bring him down to where he should be...lower than an ant's ass.
My second Wednesday show (9-9-2015) for Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio. I'm on Wednesday nights at 8 Eastern, biweekly with Scott Henderson on Sunday mornings at 10 AM Eastern. Comedy & Politics, and the headlines for the day read by Morgan Freeman. An hour of fun.
Bernie and Boehner talk about Kim Davis, Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton with some biting humor. One blue word or so.
My first live show remixed. 48 minutes of comedy, headlines, politics. Skits include Riffing With Bernie and Boehner, Bill Clinton reading Shakespeare, Ian McKellan and John Boehner doing ads for DEPEND, and much more. Listen or download free.
Featured on the Wednesday edition of Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio (google us), this is a comedy riff of Bernie Sanders chatting with John Boehner, the Speaker of the Whores Of Reprehensibles...er...HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES. It's good PG fun with one blue word.