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Bernie Sanders, James Carville, Rachel Maddow meet in a bar to talk Trump.

 

Bernie:  Hey hey hey Jimmy Boy.

James: Well, howdy magna cum laude, Senator.  What's shakin', Bacon?

Bernie: Just stopped in to knock back a few before getting back out there cattle prodding

democrats into organizing.

James: Ayuh, gotta crack that whip.

Rachel Maddow: You're not kiddin', it's gettin' weird at the White House.

Bernie: Oh, hello, Rachel. I didn't see you there.

Maddow: It's because I always wear all black when I hit the bar.

James: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought with those shades you were a secret service officer on a

break.

Maddow: Nope, just having a few Rye Old Fashioned, no fruit.

James: I would'a thought you'd be having some tequila straight after what the White

House has been doing lately.

Maddow: Well, this certainly isn't Diet Doctor Pepper.

Bernie: Rachel, you have a handle on what's going on...do you think they'll impeach The

Donald?

Maddow: I doubt it. Republicans control both houses, so he could probably shoot

somebody and they'd turn a blind eye.

James: Wow, that's fucked up.

Maddow: Mr. Carville, please, language.

James: Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Maddow...sometimes I forgot myself after a few Jim Beams.

Maddow: After a few Hemingways, I get a little randy myself.  Don't tell Susan.

Bernie: Good to know, especially since Randy is a little on the young side.

James: Gettin' back to the Orange Elephant in the room, if he keeps signing executive

orders to screw with the public, it might just help the Dems clean house, literally, next

year.

Bernie: If we survive THIS year. His budget guy wants to gut Social Security, Medicare

and Medicaid. A lot of our older constituents will be droppin' like old wrinkled flies.

Maddow: I don't think the republicans in Congress will risk cutting those programs

outright. They might be able to get away with raising the retirement age, though. You

know they always slip things into the budget at the last minute.

Bernie: We're going to have watch 'em like a hawk.

James: Yep, that's where the real power is. Trump is all bluster and optics. The House

and Senate is where the sausage is made.

Maddow: Speaking of sausage, Old Vienna Sausage himself knows he has a lot of support

in the house and senate for his mythical wall.

Bernie: Vienna Sausage hahahahaha I bet he thinks he's more a Kielbasa.

Maddow: I have it on good authority he's hung like an elevator button.

James: How many of those have you had?

Maddow: BURP Not Enough. Come on, boys, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die!

James: She's so sunny, no?

Bernie: She's right...let's get snockered.

James: Good idea. 

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 19 #IllegitimatePresident

On the docket for today's show:

  •     Morgan Freeman Reads Today's News
  •     Perspectives: The Resistance with Keith Olbermann
  •     Practical Solutions: A Look at Indivisible, the guide to effective resistance.
  •     Bern and Carville: Bernie Sanders and James Carville meet in a bar to talk TrumPutin.
  •     Douche Nugget Of The Week - Someone evil gets our weekly kick in the dick award.

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM Show 18 #PutinsPoodle

The QM Show is News, Politics & Comedy with your host, DJ Quantum Mechanic, a retired alien writer, filmmaker & DJ anxious for the Anasazi and/or Anunnaki to return to Earth and give him a ride to planet 9 before Jan. 20.

  • Morgan Freeman Reads Today's Headline News
  • Perspectives - Charlie Brooker on Trump Election & Russia
  • Keith Olbermann's Message To Trumpettes
  • Liberal Redneck Thanks Obama
  • James Carville & Bernie Sanders Meet In A Bar To Talk Trump
  • Trump Truth - Wonder Woman lassos Trump and he finally tells the truth!
  • Practical Solutions - How to Survive a Trump Presidency
  • Douche Nugget Of The Week

Listen Live or Later in archive, Brass Knuckle Progressive Radio shows are designed to keep you informed of the truth peppered with a few laughs to prepare you for the Trumpocalypse. We answer to no corporate overlords or foreign dictators, not to mention home grown dictators with tiny hands. Our broadcasts are on Wednesday nights at 6 Eastern, 5 Central and Sunday Mornings at 9 Eastern, 8 Central. QM Show is also available on quantummechanic.podbean.com.

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 17 - #OrangeHitler

Tonight's Topics

    Morgan Freeman Reads Today's Headlines
    Practical Solutions For Surviving A Trump Presidency
    Perspectives: TBD
    Tips & things you can do to help yourself & those you care about.
    A Look At Ethics
    Comedy Bits - We have to find humor in this, right?
    Douche Nugget Of The Week - Someone evil gets my award.

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