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QM Show 23 - #UniteBlue

BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 23 #UniteBlue

  • World News reported by Morgan Freeman
  • Perspectives: #KeithOlbermann on White House High
  • Interview: Democratic Strategist & Former Congressional Candidate Michael Cole of Texas' 14th District.
  • Comedy
  • Douche Nugget of the Week - Trump & fellow sex predator #Milo YanniPedophilia...er...Yiannopoulos of Breitfart...er...Breitbart "News" (LOL "news?!")

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QM Show 22 - #Flynnghazi

Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio QM Show 22 #Flynnghazi
 
--News read by Morgan Freeman
--Keith Olbermann on Flynn Resignation
--Douche Nuggets of the week: Trump, Paul Ryan, Jason Chaffetz & Puzder.

Listen live or later in archive. Find out why 500,000+ listeners love how we skewer the Drumpf every week!

BROADCAST LINK
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/shenderson19/2017/02/15/brass-knuckle-progressives-radio--qm-show-22-flynnghazi

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James Carville - Hey there, Niall Stanage. What ya drinkin?

Niall Stanage - It's a secret....but I will tell ye, it's about 90 proof.

James - That's my kind of beverage.  Another week of insanity. Just makes me want to just sit down and compute the trigonometric parralax to Proxima Centauri on a slide rule.

Niall - Trigonometric Parralax? How can you say that sober, let alone drunk?

James - Aw, it's a load of hogwash I heard some science geek say.

Niall - Well, maybe the slide rule part but the rest sounds scientifically sound, if you're into that sort of thing.

James - Hell, we should at least get our figures straight if we have to leave this planet for another one after Trump blows it up.

Niall - I don't think anyone's built a starship that can get there any faster than a few thousand years. I'm a patient man, but not that patient.

James - I'd be willing to hitch a ride with an alien right about now. After all, them UFOs get around pretty quick-like.

Niall - They're unidentified, so there's no consensus that any are actually alien.

James - I bet some are. I wonder how the hell they get around. Maybe they alter the vibrational state of space-time in order to achieve FTL.

Niall - I never thought I'd hear such scientific chatter from the likes of you.

James - Hey, I read...unlike our current president.

Niall - Well, if there are aliens and if they can change the fabric of space using some kind of technology, why aren't they landing on the National Mall and introducing themselves?

James - Have you seen humanity?  Trump would have 'em waterboarded before they had a chance to say howdy, magna cum laudy.

Bernie Sanders - Maybe Trump IS an alien.

James - I don't think aliens would be that dumb and still be able to fly faster than light.

Niall - This discussion is out there to say the least.

Bernie - So is Trump. Ya gotta wonder what world leader he's going to embarrass himself and the rest of us with this week.

Niall - It seems Mr. Trump does have a bromance with one world leader.

James - Putin on the Ritz.

Bernie - Isn't that a song by Taco from the 80's?

James - Not my kinda tune, but yep.

Bernie - Eat Drink and Be Merry is mine.  (SINGS) Eat drink and be Merry for tomorrow you'll cry.

Rachel Maddow - That's the Porter Wagoner version.

James - I didn't know you were a connoisseur of country

Rachel - You'll find I'm full of surprises.

Bernie - Well, you're certainly full of something.

Rachel - Very droll, Senator Sanders.

Niall - 80s songs, trigonometry, aliens, astrophysics. I think I need another drink.

James - Don't forget black holes. Trump is like a black hole. A singularity so dense that

not even light can escape and anything that orbits it is doomed to get sucked in.

Neil Degrasse Tyson - That is an interesting metaphorical observation.

Rachel - Who knew Neil Degrasse Tyson frequents this bar?

Prof. Brian Cox - He comes here to see if I'll drink him under the table.

James - And you are?

Brian - Professor Brian Cox --- I've made a lot of science documentaries. In fact, maybe more than Professor Tyson.

Neil - Let's have a doc off.

Niall - I think you're both off.

James - Seriously, is there any escape from Trump-hole?

Niall - Not until 2020.

Bernie - If we're still a country by then. Goin on 3 weeks and The Donald has stifled all the agencies, ruled by decree, embarrassed us with Australia, pissed off Mexico and Mexico and gotten a Navy Seal and a bunch of civilians killed in Yemen.

Niall - Not to mention pissing off a billion Muslims with the Travel Ban.

Neil - Science and critical thinking will ultimately prevail.

Brian - I think we're all toast. Don't you, Niall?

Niall - As they say in that American musical, The Sound of Music....[SINGS] THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF ABUSES.

Rachel - Wow that hurt.

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QM Show Episode 21 #TWITLER

BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 21 #TWITLER

  • World News and Science News reported from AP & BBC by Morgan Freeman
  • Perspectives: Keith Olbermann "50 Crazy Things Trump Has Done."
  • Bernie Sanders, James Carville & Rachel Maddow meet again in the bar to talk politics
  • Jon Stewart discloses more of Trump's executive orders.
  • Douche Nugget of the Week

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BRASS KNUCKLE PROGRESSIVES RADIO - QM SHOW 20 #ResistTrump

  • World News and Science News reported from AP & BBC by Morgan Freeman
  • Perspectives: Keith Olbermann "On Behalf of America, an Apology."
  • Liberal Redneck on the Muslim Ban (comedy)
  • Lewis Black on Trump (comedy)
  • Bernie Sanders, James Carville & Rachel Maddow meet again in the bar to talk Bannon and Bannin'. (comedy)
  • Douche Nugget of the Week

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James Carville - Wow, what a week it's been.
Bernie Sanders - you ain't whistlin' dixie.
James - Well I'd never whistle Dixie.
Bernie - That guy in the White House a few pieces missin' outta his puzzle.
James - Which pussident...Lump or his boy Bannon?
Bernie - Both. I bet Bannon had a hand in the bannin'.
Rachel - What an interesting play on words.
James - Oh hi, Rachel. I didn't see you there.
Rachel - Maybe you need to change eyeglasses
Bernie - Well, Rachel, you are wearing all black again. You look like a secret service agent trying to duck the Trumpkin.
Rachel - If I was one of them, I probably would. After all, he's got private body guards also looking after him...on our dime of course.
James - What the hell was up with the Muslim Ban? Makes no sense to block countries which had no perceived threat against us. Just targets people based on religion.
Bernie: Especially people returning from abroad with green cards. They're legal, but some had to surrender their green cards in flight. That's pretty messed up.
Rachel - We're definitely in uncharted waters here.
James - Uncharted Waters and well nigh ready to run aground or into a glacier.
Bernie - If I didn't know better, I'd say we're becoming Nazi Germany without the Germany part.
James - It's some scary shit, and Democrats better get up to bat, especially since most of Trump's extremist anti-agency cabinet have been sailin' through easier than a Krispy Kreme through to Chris Christie's stomach.
Rachel - I'm still in shock over Elizabeth Warren letting Ben Carson through for HUD. I guess she figures Steve Harvey will mellow things out.
Bernie - This whole thing is like a reality show gone bad. It's Duck Dynasty after the ducks fought back with an Abrams M-1 tank armed with depleted uranium shells.
Rachel - Well, let's get our drink on so we can get through another day without pulling our hair out...oh sorry, Mr. Carville...looks like you've already done that.
James - Very funny, Ms. Maddow.
Bernie - Hey, there's Niall Stanage over there doing shots. A lot of 'em. Hey, Niall. What do you think of the Trumpocalypse so far?
Niall Stanage - Well, before Nov. 8, I would have said he was daft. Now, after a few of these, I'd have to go with gobshite.
James - Now that's a word that fits.
Bernie (sings) - Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diiiiiie!
James - I didn't know you could sing.
Bernie - I didn't either. I guess I've had too many shots.
Rachel - I'll say.

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